
Do not, gentle reader, neglect to enjoy this parody of Sky News’ coverage of the swine flu pandemic on The Emergency at Newstalk 106.
UNHAPPY I, OF ALL HELP BEREFT, WHO AGAINST HEAVEN AND EARTH HAVE OFFENDED. TO HEAVEN I DARE NOT LIFT MY EYES FOR AGAINST HER GRIEVOUSLY I HAVE SINNED. ON EARTH I FIND NO REFUGE FOR TO HER I HAVE BECOME AN OUTRAGE. TO YOU THEREFORE, MOST LOVING GOD, SAD AND SORROWFUL I COME. FOR YOU ALONE ARE MY HOPE. WORDS OF SORROW I SHALL POUR OUT, YOUR MERCY I SHALL BEG, AND I SHALL SAY: HAVE MERCY ON ME O GOD ACCORDING TO YOUR GREAT COMPASSION. - GIROLAMO SAVONAROLA, 1452-1498

1 comments:
Someone needs to educate that child... bacon tastes better smoked!!
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